Winter Jokes: What to Say When You Are in a Huddle?
Q: If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
A: ?????
Q: What did the Arctic wolf ask in the restaurant?
A: "Are these lemmings fresh off the tundra?"
Q: What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf?
A: "You hang around while I go on ahead."
Q: What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
A: One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
Q: What kind of coffee were they serving when the Titanic hit an iceberg?
A: Sanka!
Q: What do Saami reindeer herders say to reindeer who complain?
A: "Venison!"
Q: What do you call fifty penguins in the Arctic?
A: Lost! REALLY lost! (Penguins live in Antarctica.)
Q: Why aren’t penguins as lucky as Arctic murres?
A: The poor old penguins can’t go south for the winter.
Q: What’s another name for ice?
A: Skid stuff!
Q: How do you keep from getting cold feet?
A: Don’t go around BRRfooted!
Q: Why is the slippery ice like music?
A: If you don’t C sharp – you’ll B flat!
Q: What’s an ig?
A: A snow house without a loo!
Q: Where do seals go to see movies?
A: The dive-in!
Q: What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
A: Owlgebra.
Q: What did the ocean say to the bergy bits?
A: Nothing. It just waved. (That’s an old joke from the Ice Age.)
Q: What sits on the bottom of the cold Arctic Ocean and shakes?
A: A nervous wreck.
Q: How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
A: You wake up wet!
Q: How do you tell the difference between a walrus and an orange?
A: Put your arms around it and squeeze it. If you don’t get orange juice, it’s a walrus.
Q: What’s the difference between a walrus and a banana?
A: You’d better find out, because if you ever try to peel a walrus…
Nice & clean jokes for a change.
I gave you a star because I really laughed thanks!
Q: What’s an ig?
A: A snow house without a loo!
so funny and cute too.
(((Marigold))))
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I like them…
A man and wife were driving on a country road and they got in an argument. A few minutes later they pass a pig farm; the wife, still mad, points to the pigs and says "oh look, those must be relatives of yours,"
"yes" the man reply’s, "but their in-laws"
This guy goes into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says, "Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?" The bartender looks at him and goes, "I’m a weightlifter and a blond. That woman over there is a professional wrestler, and a blond. And that woman over there is a champion kick boxer and a blond. Now do you really wanna tell say that blond joke?" He looks at her and goes, "Not if I have to explain it three times."